I do believe it’s time to colonize Mars. Pets get social security and everybody gets a cow for their yard and a cat for their couch. My name is Show’Chi Drake and I’m running for president in 2016. – Paid for by the Drake/Bauer campaign and the party for common sense.
Rest assured that unless we’re talking about my upcoming candidacy I will never use my space here to get political. I do my own research and vote for whoever is the lesser of two evils. On the real, I don’t even need a full term; I could fix this country in 9 months with a check book and a bottle of rum. Of course, I’d probably get shot during those 9 months, but that’s beside the point.
I’m only here for a quick update. I’ve got writer’s block and a crazy need for a part time job so forgive me for not meeting my promised posting time (See, I told you I can be president; already breaking promises!) I’ve been doing a lot of applications and using a lot of my resources and time to ensure my finances are up to par. Plus I have bills to pay and sh*t to buy for Christmas including an engagement ring from Wal-Mart.
Don’t judge me, they have layaway there.
Where else can you put a ring, an elliptical and a shitload of cheap DVD’s on hold until mid December? Case closed.
Plus they make a mean Filet ‘O Fish at the McDonald’s of my branch…
I bet you didn’t think I’d get a Filet o Fish reference in two blogs straight did you? We’ll here’s another. *snicker*
Until I can get a decent blog up, feel free to review my other goodies. Good reads; informative and entertaining is my policy. Keyword entertainment… I’ll never buy my girl a Walmart ring. The f*ck I look like? LOL
… and for the newbies, an adult peice: Melina.
You know where to get me. @Showtorious on twitter, instagram and all other forms of media.